F**king Crazies Are Getting F**king Crazier

Noises...strange and frightening noises are leaking out of the state of Israel.

Dr. Arieh Eldad, member of the Israeli opposition 'National Union Party' and member of the Knesset's Defense and Foreign Affairs committee for the past four years, has stated that Israel will be "at war" by the summer.

"We have no choice. We will have to do it", he claims. Of course, he's not lying when he says that they have no choice. Just like a cat cannot not eat the mouse that it has trapped under its paw, psychopaths - people without a conscience - simply cannot act in a way that is contrary to their nature. That's not to say that they will not have some weak and implausible excuse that will be trumped up and shoved down the necks of the masses by the mainstream media. Dr Eldad explains:

that Israel is facing a new strategic threat, caused in part by its own failure to deal a crushing blow to Hezbollah in Lebanon and the impression of weakness last summer's failed war created in the minds of Israel's enemies.

"Hezbollah is becoming stronger every day," he said. "They are rebuilding their ammunition stores, their medium and long missiles. They are going back to their bunkers in the south of Lebanon.

Israel has no choice but to launch a pre-emptive war to destroy Hezbollah as an effective fighting force"

So Israel will go to war to correct an "impression". Of course, last summer taught us that when Israel "goes to war" it generally bombs the homes of innocent civilians, murdering thousands. But hey, let's get real, an "impression" is at stake here.

Other than that, there is the audacity of Hizb'allah in attempting to make itself into an effective fighting force. I mean, how dare they! And right beside Israel too! NO Arab nation is allowed to act as a counter-balance to Israel and the US in the Middle East because that might mean equality justice and, Yahweh forbid, an end to 60 years of brutal Israeli and American oppression and murder of the Arab peoples of the Middle East.

But what exactly will that trumped up excuse that will initiate the next round of Israeli slaughter of the innocents be?

Chief of Israeli military, Major General Gabi Ashkenazi, spells it out:

The Israeli military will soon launch a huge offensive in the Gaza Strip to crush Palestinian resistance groups, mainly Hamas, chief of staff Major General Gabi Ashkenazi said.

"The strengthening process of the terror organizations in the Gaza Strip will have to be confronted," Ashkenazi told the parliament's foreign affairs and defense committee.

Reacting to Ashkenazi’s threats, Palestinian resistance groups said they are ready to defend Gaza, which Israel evacuated in 2005, in the face of Israeli occupation forces.

We need to realise that we are dealing with very sick people here. They have serious mental health issues. By rights, they should be in an insane asylum, but they are in fact in positions of power, with their fingers on the "button", if you know what I mean, and with the Israelis being the only ones with any "button" to push, that should give every one of us cause for serious concern. Dr Eldad again:

"If Israel is left alone and the point of no return [in Iran's nuclear weapons program] arrives, then Israel will have to do the job. But most probably we will not be able to do it with conventional warheads. And this is something the world should know."

You think he's joking? You think there is anyone around to stop the "f**king crazies" in Tel Aviv and the Pentagon?

Then again, Eldad and Ashkenazi did have the decency to warn the world before they ignite the fuse that may well destroy us all. So I suppose we should really thank Yahweh for small graces... eh?